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Walked Grace to school this morning Whoooop! A little tired but nothing that an hour on the sofa watching Breaking Bad won't put right.

Talking of the sofa, I am perched at a jaunty angle to allow me to observe both the tv and the estate agent showing potential buyers round next door.

If I don't like the look of them I turn the volume up full blast and unfurl our kitchen blind which has the following written on the other side of it in full view of next door's kitchen window.

WE WORSHIP THE DEVIL. USUALLY LATE AT NIGHT & ALWAYS QUITE LOUD. SOZ