nostrils

Today I feel really well. Feeding myself up like Mr Mange Tout in Monty Python's Meanng of Life. Not with waffer thin mints but fish & chips, Jaffa cakes & ham sandwiches. Lovely.

I have also had a novel idea to counteract my dramatic hair loss. If you remember Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine you will know the look I'm going

for.

Also I have realised that your nose hair stops your nose running constantly. If you've got none your nose is like a dripping tap.